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Question?   Present?   Adam. 24. UK.
I'm really good at making apple crumble and quite frankly if that doesn't get you going I don't know what will.

Buy me pants an ting here: http://www.amazon.co.uk/registry/wishlist/3OGD41840UX29

joanne-and-deans-bacon:

I’M SAVING THESE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS

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mileaux:

rojoninja:

trebled-negrita-princess:

stfusexists:

feminismandpugsarelife:

heremotionsickness:

Reblogging because I want all of my followers to be aware of just how much you can do in Photoshop, and how little of what you see on posters, in magazines and of pictures on the internet etc. are necessarily real. 

Imagine how the model feels, too. She was hired to be the most beautiful, but they still had to change her because her beauty wasn’t enough.

Not only is the general body distortion completely gross, but notice that they lighten her skin color. This is a white, blonde model, and they make her whiter. Actual white people aren’t even the ideal whiteness, so can you even imagine what models with dark skin have to endure in this industry?

so for all you girls that ask “Why can’t I look like the girls in magazines” it’s because the girls in magazines don’t even look like the girls in magazines.

yeah but


ROJO WHAT THE SHIT

mileaux:

rojoninja:

trebled-negrita-princess:

stfusexists:

feminismandpugsarelife:

heremotionsickness:

Reblogging because I want all of my followers to be aware of just how much you can do in Photoshop, and how little of what you see on posters, in magazines and of pictures on the internet etc. are necessarily real. 

Imagine how the model feels, too. She was hired to be the most beautiful, but they still had to change her because her beauty wasn’t enough.

Not only is the general body distortion completely gross, but notice that they lighten her skin color. This is a white, blonde model, and they make her whiter. Actual white people aren’t even the ideal whiteness, so can you even imagine what models with dark skin have to endure in this industry?

so for all you girls that ask “Why can’t I look like the girls in magazines” it’s because the girls in magazines don’t even look like the girls in magazines.

yeah but

ROJO WHAT THE SHIT

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lhomme-ezra:

this is the definition of human trash

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Anonymous asked: Hey Adam, missed your show on cam4 the other day:( Any chance your able to put up a schedule so that the disaster of missing one of your shows again is averted? :P xx


Answer:

Hey man :) I’ll put a schedule up tomorrow, but I don’t have a load of time this week because I’m working a fair bit. But yeah check back tomorrow evening I should have it up by then :)

— 12 hours ago

thank you Bathtub Barracuda.

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What is up with “thy,” “thou,” “thee,” and “thine”?

djackmanson:

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THIS is how you do grammar-nerdery, instead of policing people’s grammatical errors

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relahvant:

beefmilk2:

you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you

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what do

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hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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dani-saur:

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

Oh my God who are you

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nuedvixx:

unthinkable-viii-xxi:

thesylverlining:

triple-fang:

frontier-heart:

crookedhill:

feferi:

Nicki is having none of your cisnormative bullshit. (x)

Fuck yeah Nicki Minaj!!

Nicki you’re the best

Watched the interview though and omg, she doesn’t even flinch or back down or laugh like it’s a joke, just. Oh my god. Yesss.

THERE IT IS HERE IT IS I KNEW I HAD SEEN THIS GIF’D SOMEWHERE AND I COULDN’T FIND IT

THERE IT FUCKING IS

nicki is life.

😻

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