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Question?   Present?   Adam. 24. UK.
I'm really good at making apple crumble and quite frankly if that doesn't get you going I don't know what will.

Buy me pants an ting here: http://www.amazon.co.uk/registry/wishlist/3OGD41840UX29

lokislongluscioussantahat:

coll-of-the-haunted:

zelda-in-a-tutu:

impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

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i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

Well, I guess you’re missing the

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 I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.

Can we always call it that oh my god

(Source: 420dongsquad, via obsessionality)

— 3 hours ago with 537237 notes

008214m:

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (Cover) - STRFKR

A phone rings in the middle of the night.

My father yells “Whatcha gonna do with your life?”

(Source: bloggingmusic, via mechagod)

— 3 hours ago with 4280 notes

disney-musical-lover-8948:

Six complaints to the BBC about last Saturday’s same-sex kiss on Doctor Who.

Over eight hundred complaints about the Great British Bake Off’s baked Alaska scandal.

I love this country.

(via thetweedavenger)

— 15 hours ago with 4950 notes

fuckingtigress:

plur-panda:

actionables:

look at this picture

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when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

I CANT SEE IT D:

look at the tail, it’s her foot. then just follow it lol.

(via schenu)

— 19 hours ago with 215151 notes

cookiesincoffeecans:

theverylostprincess:

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

WHAT

(Source: vinegod, via alphafoxtrot)

— 21 hours ago with 186566 notes
gorillamunchies:

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

Only art students will get this lol ;-)

gorillamunchies:

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

Only art students will get this lol ;-)

(via shrugging)

— 22 hours ago with 75318 notes
smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

(via brick-city)

— 22 hours ago with 167954 notes

nappynomad:

internaljohnologue:

naruchigotsu:

Cosplay Done Right

SO THE MARGE SELMA AND PATTY ARE MY FRIENDS I WAS LITERALLY BEHIND THE GUY WHO TOOK THE PHOTO

That Indiana Jones one!

(via waywardson94)

— 1 day ago with 68247 notes

cleowho:

"Where are we going?"

City of Death - season 17 - 1979

(via haruspis)

— 1 day ago with 273 notes
kvotheunkvothe:

bluebananabowtie:

weirdotwins:

sophael:

waveformtheta:

haberdashing:

waveformtheta:

GUYS. THIS PLANET IS MADE LITERALLY OF DIAMONDS
ITS A FUCKING GIANT ASS DIAMOND
HUMANITIES SOLE PURPOSE IS OBVIOUSLY TO HAUL THAT SUCKER BACK HERE
I want to get an engagement ring without the diamond in it, and propose with it, and when she gets confused, I just show her this through the telescope and be like “I couldn’t find a diamond that deserved you in our solar system, how about that honker?”
Side note: It is named Cancri
Space is cool as fuck

DO NOT GO TO THE DIAMOND PLANET

I wanna fuck the diamond planet

That’s how he does it. That’s how he does it. He makes you fight. He makes you fight. Creeps into your head. Creeps into your head. And whispers. And whispers. Listen. Listen. Just listen. Just listen. That’s him. That’s him. Inside. Inside.

whats goin on in this post anymore?

NO ONE GO NEAR THE PLANET NO ONE KNOCK NO ONE MOVE

kvotheunkvothe:

bluebananabowtie:

weirdotwins:

sophael:

waveformtheta:

haberdashing:

waveformtheta:

GUYS. THIS PLANET IS MADE LITERALLY OF DIAMONDS

ITS A FUCKING GIANT ASS DIAMOND

HUMANITIES SOLE PURPOSE IS OBVIOUSLY TO HAUL THAT SUCKER BACK HERE

I want to get an engagement ring without the diamond in it, and propose with it, and when she gets confused, I just show her this through the telescope and be like “I couldn’t find a diamond that deserved you in our solar system, how about that honker?”

Side note: It is named Cancri

Space is cool as fuck

DO NOT GO TO THE DIAMOND PLANET

I wanna fuck the diamond planet

That’s how he does it. That’s how he does it. He makes you fight. He makes you fight. Creeps into your head. Creeps into your head. And whispers. And whispers. Listen. Listen. Just listen. Just listen. That’s him. That’s him. Inside. Inside.

whats goin on in this post anymore?

NO ONE GO NEAR THE PLANET NO ONE KNOCK NO ONE MOVE

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(via vivalaseija)

— 1 day ago with 91092 notes